"Is it wrong that I love the idea of Apple robots taking over the world?"
I have a comment similar to that based on your previous post.
Granted. It is now Saturday, and you wake up with a huge zit on your head. You stub your toe on the way to the bathroom and break it. You take a leak and realise that you have some horrible purpley green rash on your penis. You then remember the girl you banged in the bathroom the night before. It is a serious terminal condition and you die. Members of KKW have an OMGWTFKKWBBQRIPHAZ in your honour with a huge banner that says "What a way to go."
I wish my period was over. (tmi, but seriously, it sucks)