KeirazBabe, Princess, and Hazzle are standing in an elevator. They see a puddle of white liquid in the corner of the elevator and and glance at each other curiously.
KeirazBabe leans down and examines it, then stands up and says "It looks like ****."
Princess gets down and sniffs it and says, "It smells like ****."
And then Hazzle gets on his knees, licks it, and says, "Yeah, but it doesn't taste like anyone in this building."
Some names were changed to protect the innocent.