The couch looks like something out of an Austin Powers movie. Or a brothel.
One of my roommates pissed in another roommate's purple acrylic bong which he had the annoying habit of calling "Barney".
No knifeplay though.
"Purgatory's kind of like the in-betweeny one. You weren't really shit, but you weren't all that great either. Like Tottenham."
I'll try being nicer...if you'll try being smarter.