Bumping my own thread, because I can.
I have a new housemate who has an absolutely terrible taste in decorations, but this doesn't bother me at all because I'm going home in a few days.
She did provide me with the one and only utterance of the following sentence that I will ever hear in my life.
Sitting in front of her computer, watching YouTube, she goes "I'm watching a wedding."
I said "aww." I felt like saying "Hmmm, I won't spoil the ending for you then."