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Old 03-08-2008, 08:13 PM   Senior Registered Member #6
Porcelain_Doll
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Originally Posted by impairedgirl View Post
How's this one?

There once was a man from nantucket
who's dick was so long he could suck it.
When asked why, he simply replied,
"if my ear was a cunt, I would fuck it."
lmao.

I think you just ruined the words "my darling" for me. It was too cheesy, too long, you repeated yourself too often, and....I don't know.
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