It's official... Derby County is the worst team in Premiership history. Even if they beat Reading this weekend, they'll be a point shy of Sunderland's record for futility.
Speaking of Sunderland, I was right about them and wrong about Birmingham. Looks like they're headed back down. And, sadly, looking at the final slate of fixtures, I think they may be joined by Fulham. Birmingham plays Blackburn at home and Fulham play Portsmouth away. Blackburn and Portsmouth are in a fight for the last UEFA Cup spot, so neither will be taking their foot off the floor. Reading, on the other hand, plays Derby County. They may put up a fight, but they're really aren't very good. Regardless, a minimum of two, and a possible three teams with significant numbers (i.e.: more than one) of American players, are going down.
I was right about Sanchez getting the sack, but wrong about Benitez (so far) and the Champions League places.
"Purgatory's kind of like the in-betweeny one. You weren't really shit, but you weren't all that great either. Like Tottenham."
I'll try being nicer...if you'll try being smarter.