You are missing the point. You do not need to start every post with an attack of the previous post.
Furthermore, you really don't need to post crap about some other artist in the section devoted to Miss Knightley. That's what the General Discussion board is for.
Lastly, we've got plenty of profanity in the English language, but thanks for asking.
"Purgatory's kind of like the in-betweeny one. You weren't really shit, but you weren't all that great either. Like Tottenham."
I'll try being nicer...if you'll try being smarter.