|Holy fucking shit!
John Holmes, the United Nations undersecretary-general for humanitarian affairs, said he had received reports of genital mutilation.
If anyone knows about genital mutilation, it would be John Holmes.
"Purgatory's kind of like the in-betweeny one. You weren't really shit, but you weren't all that great either. Like Tottenham."
I'll try being nicer...if you'll try being smarter.