I'm at work...and that makes me unhappy by default.
Of course, the high volume of assholes calling to complain about shit isn't really helping matters. One woman did thank me for the cookies we sent, so that was nice. Otherwise it's been people complaining about stuff they haven't received (or think they haven't) yet.
"Purgatory's kind of like the in-betweeny one. You weren't really shit, but you weren't all that great either. Like Tottenham."
I'll try being nicer...if you'll try being smarter.