Well Haz...you were right.
United's overtaken Arsenal. I'm sure I was more pleased with West Ham's draw at Fratton Park than you were with Arsenal.
Sadly, I think Fulham is doomed. I wonder where Dempsey and McBride will go if they do get relegated. It wouldn't surprise me to see McBride retire, but Dempsey'll surely go somewhere in the Premier League for next year. I can see Keane willing Sunderland above Middlesbrough, but I just don't see Fulham snagging a manager capable of saving them from relegation. I wonder if Paul Jewell is wishing Sanchez had been sacked when Davies was, because I'm sure he'd rather be at Fulham than Derby, because I don't see any way Derby stays up.
"Purgatory's kind of like the in-betweeny one. You weren't really shit, but you weren't all that great either. Like Tottenham."
I'll try being nicer...if you'll try being smarter.