Whilst searching in vain...
...for the August issue of Arena at Borders, I saw a magazine with Keira, in all her Woad glory on the cover. It was "Fantasy" something or other and had an article about King Arthur in it. Just a couple of stock photos we've all seen, but they obviously understand her magnetism. The article was just a couple of pages, but they knew what "pict" would get people to pick up the mag.
"Purgatory's kind of like the in-betweeny one. You weren't really shit, but you weren't all that great either. Like Tottenham."
I'll try being nicer...if you'll try being smarter.