You emailed me saying you are submitting anrticlefor the newsriters competition. Although this is quite funny and well written it isn't the sort of website update we are used to seeing. If you had followed the rules I set out, PM'd me the article rather than starting a rather useless thread, then maybe, just maybe we would have considered it. Try again with a real news item, and we will see what you can do.
That goes to everyone btw. Get PMing me with your NEWS stories.