Billie Piper kind of looks like a tranny.
I'm not really sure how that would affect the fantasy points scoring of your sexual relations with her (him...whatever) but Megan is a fox. She does need to go a little easier on the eye liner though.
"Purgatory's kind of like the in-betweeny one. You weren't really shit, but you weren't all that great either. Like Tottenham."
I'll try being nicer...if you'll try being smarter.