Jennifer Garner, Kate Beckinsale and, from days of yore, Ava Gardner.
As far as celebrities whose work I gravitate toward (but don't find attractive)...
Kevin Smith, Quentin Tarantino, Jason Lee, Eric Stoltz, Johnny Depp and Michael Madsen.
"Purgatory's kind of like the in-betweeny one. You weren't really shit, but you weren't all that great either. Like Tottenham."
I'll try being nicer...if you'll try being smarter.