The whole celebrity thing is not magic. They are just real people proving they are sluttier than everybody else because they don't wear any knickers.
Oh, and did you happen to notice further down the page that Li Lo was caught with drugs...in rehab?
"Purgatory's kind of like the in-betweeny one. You weren't really shit, but you weren't all that great either. Like Tottenham."
I'll try being nicer...if you'll try being smarter.