There should be a thread about what you would do if you were Keira Knightley for an hour.
I would probably compile some type of contract giving half of my money to my real self, sign it and send it to my real self's address. Inside would also be a good amount of videos of KeiraMe telling how attractive and awesome RealMe is...clothing would probably be off. I'd know it was me who said it, but it'd still be sweet.
Man, someone should write a movie about that idea! And call it Being John Malkovich.
I'm only here to remind Brad to take his protein pills daily.