Just like O.J., only slower.
He was probably the "bandit" for some big operation going on somewhere else.
"In other news...three banks in Middlesbrough were robbed whilst the police attempted to round up the old codger."
"Purgatory's kind of like the in-betweeny one. You weren't really shit, but you weren't all that great either. Like Tottenham."
I'll try being nicer...if you'll try being smarter.