(regarding field sobriety tests to catch drunk drivers) Then comes the kicker, say the alphabet, backwards. Well shoot, ya got me. I'm not drunk but I'm obviously too stupid to be driving, goddammit... I'm so used to that song, it's like you've been practicing your whole life to fail the drunk test. zy,zy, fuck it abcdefg...
-- Bill Hicks
Hope in reality is the worst of all evils because it prolongs the torments of man.
-- Friedrich Nietzsche