Ah, if now, Keira could hack unix and do TCP/IP. I'm sure I'll get along well with her.
Hacking unix and doing TCP/IP through the night under warm fuzzy binary blankets from thinkgeek.com under the glow of the orange lava lamps! Perhaps, throw in some Cisco routers and switches for good measure! That'll be some dream date!
On a lighter note, I was just kidding on that