This...cracked you up?
If that's the case, you do not have the requisite sense of humor to enjoy yourself on this website.
Please take your propaganda elsewhere.
Besides, we're mostly carnivores...savvy?
Oh, and I wonder if the Tampa Bay Buccaneers and the NFL are aware of the fact that the first "pirate" they talk to is Jon Gruden and that they didn't even manage to really change the Buccaneers' logo?
If not, I hope they find out and sue PETA out of existence. Because, they will. The NFL doesn't take kindly to their properties being used.
Now, I'm off to eat some chicken nuggets.
"Purgatory's kind of like the in-betweeny one. You weren't really shit, but you weren't all that great either. Like Tottenham."
I'll try being nicer...if you'll try being smarter.