I'll send you a jaguar for your birthday.
I was being ironic about rule 9, and as for insecurity, it has other reasons than the "ohhh, do they think I'm pretty???". Ughh...
I know you have every right to be pissed, after all, I did post a pic and then regretted it, but I will post one....maybe with my brand new tees
If there's something the U.S does right, it's making ironic/witty tees.