The inspiration for my "WTF Thread" gave her notice.
No more reports (in triplicate) of why the scenarios in my jokes can't possibly happen.
No more figuring out her computer for her on a daily basis.
No more boring, extremely hard to follow stories followed by the phrase "it was the funniest thing, ever."
No more of her shitty music.
No more idiotic statements like "Michael Buble' is better than Frank Sinatra."
Happy, happy...joy, joy!
"Purgatory's kind of like the in-betweeny one. You weren't really shit, but you weren't all that great either. Like Tottenham."
I'll try being nicer...if you'll try being smarter.