Davy Jones will become an ally of sorts in order to get his heart back.
Elizabeth will use her feminine charms to trick Norrington at some point.
It will be over-the-top on so many levels, some people will spontaneously combust in the theater.
It will make $100,000,000 over the first weekend of release.
"Purgatory's kind of like the in-betweeny one. You weren't really shit, but you weren't all that great either. Like Tottenham."
I'll try being nicer...if you'll try being smarter.