Keira Knightley has admitted bribing security staff at a pre-Golden Globes party last week. The British starlet turned up Vanity Fair's glittering shindig with seven friends, but only two tickets; however, thanks to a few packets of crisps, the whole party was admitted. "What's a girl to do? I gave the security guys my best smile and confessed that there were eight of us and only two tickets," recalls Keira. "They said to me, 'What else you got?' and I said, 'Well, we've got two packets of crisps,' and they said, 'OK, that'll do.' So we wafted into the poshest party of the night with two packets of ready salted.
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