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Old 20-07-2004, 12:28 PM   First Class Member KKWiki Contributer Senior Registered Member #15
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This is from a book...

...written by court reporters, of things actually said in open court.

The following is a cross examination of a coroner.

Q: Doctor, before you performed the autopsy, did you check for a pulse?
A: No.
Q: Did you check for blood pressure?
A: No.
Q: Did you check for breathing?
A: No.
Q: So, then is it possible that the patient was alive when you began the autopsy?
A: No.
Q: How can you be so sure, Doctor?
A: Because his brain was sitting on my desk in a jar.
Q: But could the patient have still been alive, nevertheless?
A: Yes, it is possible that he could have been alive and practicing law somewhere.
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