A profile/summary of who you are: I was once a humble Arts student, and now I've moved up in the world to University drop-out.
Interests/Hobbies: Beer, cigarettes, music and combining the three while in the bath.
An object/thing that describes you best and why: A pair of thongs/flip flops. They're comfortable and trendy but you wouldn't wear them somewhere nice.
Your credit card number and pin: You'll have to get that the old fashioned way: slip me a ruffie and go through my things while I'm unconscious.
Obscure/fun facts about yourself, something memorable and mockable please: I've sucked a penis before...gag-a-rama.