Joke? Oh my dear, this thread is the FARTHEST from a joke.
Check back, I added something just for you.
For all who question my seriousness on the matter, I love her so much that I visited the Pirates of The Caribbean set [more like, snuck in] and stole a pair of her underwear. I sniff this article of clothing every night before I go to bed. It is thrilling and delicious.
I love Keira Knightley and nothing will stop me from making her mine.
In all honesty, and sincerity.