The pursuit of a hair-free body may be as old as the cavemen. Archaeologists have evidence that men shaved their faces as far back as twenty thousand years ago, using sharpened rocks and shells to scrape off hair...
Ow...fuck...that hurts just thinking about it. I use Caress soap, Nivea shave cream and one of those fancy razors with the lube strips, and I still get razor burn.
I shave my face everyday. I look like a bum if I don't. I do a bit of man-scaping downstairs with the electric clippers to keep it from looking like Steven Wright's head in the 1980's.
I don't understand the shaved thing either. Trimmed is fine. Shaved is too far.
"Purgatory's kind of like the in-betweeny one. You weren't really shit, but you weren't all that great either. Like Tottenham."
I'll try being nicer...if you'll try being smarter.