Mike Matteo wrote the original screenplay for this and had it butchered by the director. Mike is the guy teaching the screenwriting class I'm taking.
Had they stuck to the script, this would have been much better.
"Purgatory's kind of like the in-betweeny one. You weren't really shit, but you weren't all that great either. Like Tottenham."
I'll try being nicer...if you'll try being smarter.