Denis Leary has already said this....
But it SHOULD be pointed out that while smoking may rob you of ten years of your life, it's the years at the END. It's the crappy, OLD years. Who gives a shit about whether they make it to 70, or 80? What the fuck is the difference?
I hope I die when I'm 50.
You hear that, 50 year-old KingDumbass??? Suck it, you stupid, old asshole. Get cancer for all I care. Your life is over, and you're useless.
Now excuse me while I go speedsmoke an entire pack of cigarettes.