As for your theory, I think the timegap for breeders comes from the fact that there is a risk, of well, breeding. A girl having straight sex for the first time runs the risk of getting pregnant. Girls on girls (nor boys on boys...though this site doesn't really have much of that) don't have that worry.
"Purgatory's kind of like the in-betweeny one. You weren't really shit, but you weren't all that great either. Like Tottenham."
I'll try being nicer...if you'll try being smarter.