Originally Posted by Hazzle
What, you'd never had had sex?! Or just not that early?
Just the way it happened. I was a freshman at college (university) and this girl just sort of jumped me. It seems like the ultimate (i.e. Penthouse Forum) way to have it happen, but it really mucked up my sexual compass and made me even more awkward and unsure of what I was doing.
"Purgatory's kind of like the in-betweeny one. You weren't really shit, but you weren't all that great either. Like Tottenham."
I'll try being nicer...if you'll try being smarter.