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My fantasy date would involve a list of things...
1) Keira Knightley
2) Twelve condoms
3) Natalie Portman
4) A handful of drugs
5) Three bottles of KY jelly
6) This girl that always comes into my work every Saturday
7) A lot of Poland Spring bottled water (don't want to dehydrate)
8) A gaggle of pokemon that surround a large bed covered in rose pedals
Edit: Because seriously, it's a fantasy...who just lounges around and maybe shares a kiss or two in a FANTASY? Lameos. That's who.
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