Poor Mike and Welshy
Welshy - it's really hard when you're GOOD friends with someone to see them as something more...like someone you'd want to be intimate with. If you're interested in getting your rocks off (ie your dick quote) ask a girl right out the gate to be your GF, if you're interested in a relationship stick it out with the GOOD friend and maybe they'll wear down and realize you're what they've been waiting for. Recommended rental - "A Lot Like Love" starring Ashton Kutcher and Amanda Peete...great movie for you and your GOOD friend to watch together.
Mikey mikey mikey, can I call you Mikey? - ASK HER OUT, go balls-out with the girl...she's stealing glances your way, you're doing the same...follow Nike's advice: "Just Do It" Ummm...movie rental for you...uhhhh "Better Off Dead" starring John Cusack...OMG funny movie...hot French exchange student...have to rent it. "I want my two dollars"