Originally Posted by Jacoby
I'm actually writing a movie called "Shitty Pants" and it's about this guy who writes a screenplay that gets put into production, then he shits in his pants and rubs it on his friends face. David Caruso will be playing the part of Hasselbrad, and The twins from Sister Sister will be playing the part of Ranman. Keira Knightley will be portraying the KKW... it'll be a different role for her, playing a website and all, but I think she can pull it off.
Although, the David Caruso thing really hurt. :err:
"Purgatory's kind of like the in-betweeny one. You weren't really shit, but you weren't all that great either. Like Tottenham."
I'll try being nicer...if you'll try being smarter.