Originally Posted by hasselbrad
Actually, I've written a screenplay whose lead female character was inspired by the one...the only...Miss Knightley.
The male lead was inspired by Jason Lee.
I'd shit in my pants and rub them in Ranman's face if it ever got made.
I'm actually writing a movie called "Shitty Pants" and it's about this guy who writes a screenplay that gets put into production, then he shits in his pants and rubs it on his friends face. David Caruso will be playing the part of Hasselbrad, and The twins from Sister Sister
will be playing the part of Ranman. Keira Knightley will be portraying the KKW... it'll be a different role for her, playing a website and all, but I think she can pull it off.