Actually, I've written a screenplay whose lead female character was inspired by the one...the only...Miss Knightley.
The male lead was inspired by Jason Lee.
I'd shit in my pants and rub them in Ranman's face if it ever got made.
"Purgatory's kind of like the in-betweeny one. You weren't really shit, but you weren't all that great either. Like Tottenham."
I'll try being nicer...if you'll try being smarter.