1. Dipshits who cant reverse park.
2. Dipshits who pinch my forklift at work.
3. Dipshits who create crappy music.
4. Fat people.
5. Stupid people.
6. People who cant spell.
7. People who buy into bullshit trends.
9. The morons at work who beat steel with a hammer just 'to make a noise'.
10. Slow pay clerks.
11. Slow computer delivery people.
I can't go on, I'll have a stress induced heart attack.
The greatest delight is to mark one's enemy, prepare everything, avenge oneself thoroughly, and then go to sleep.