I had a roommate who bragged about various sexual exploits with several different females. Problem was, most of us were closer to said females than he. We managed to get two of them to bust him publicly...and most embarrassingly.
Oh, and we had a "roommate" who didn't pay any rent. Some bum took up under one of the shithole houses I lived in. He was a hoot, always shitting in the back yard and such.
"Purgatory's kind of like the in-betweeny one. You weren't really shit, but you weren't all that great either. Like Tottenham."
I'll try being nicer...if you'll try being smarter.