Why do things like rodents and hamsters have such ginormous balls? Seriously, huge.
Roomies are always a source of amusment... unless they suck.
A gem from my roomie while we both watched Dirty Dancing: "When I was young I didn't know what sex was, but I knew it was Patirck Swayze."
My old roomate fell in love with her adopt-a-soldier... it was fun.