Originally Posted by a ring in return
World of Warcraft.
Trojan or Durex?
Anything but Trojan. You may as well stick your knob in a sock as use one of those.
Syphillis or Gonorrhea?
"Purgatory's kind of like the in-betweeny one. You weren't really shit, but you weren't all that great either. Like Tottenham."
I'll try being nicer...if you'll try being smarter.