I wonder if it's someone who's gotten ahold of e-mail addresses and uses them for shit like this, thinking they are covering their tracks. They seem pretty random.
Did it say what base in Florida?
"Purgatory's kind of like the in-betweeny one. You weren't really shit, but you weren't all that great either. Like Tottenham."
I'll try being nicer...if you'll try being smarter.