I'll be 18 by then! Perfect! Except I won't be going because Apoggy told me if he ever saw me in person he'd rape my buns.
Truthfully, I won't be going because 1.) you scheduled it right when college starts up for me, 2.) I won't have money to spend, and 3.) Even though I love some of you, I wouldn't feel comfortable going to Europe to meet intraweb friends. I will have a cup of jo with Steve, though. He's the man.
I'm only here to remind Brad to take his protein pills daily.