Dear Lord, please tell me you don't really greet each other with "yo whatsup dogg." If you do, I'll assume you are in junior high school and tell you this...
Give it time. They will break up. You'll get your shot. Enjoy it while it lasts. You'll break up. All, more that likely, in the next month.
"Purgatory's kind of like the in-betweeny one. You weren't really shit, but you weren't all that great either. Like Tottenham."
I'll try being nicer...if you'll try being smarter.