Ok well i got some mad photos of myself.
Sit back ladies, Men... You may need to grab a tissues, Im sure you will get a chubby and will most likley need to releave ureself. Im just going to show off my extreme fitness and photoshop skillz. Dont be jelous now, please, This is what a beer induced diet can make a man look like.
Beware. The keg of steel:
The big gunz, i put tins on shelves at woolworths. I pump iron also:
Now you all go about your lowly little lives, but remember my body is king. King of alcohol and take away consumtion. Im sure you all know it. Tell your friends.
Fuck im good.