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Old 15-01-2005, 12:24 AM   Senior Registered Member #23
Pete
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and the genie said "i can grant you one wish choose carefully!!"
and the bloke said "ok, i dont like flying so build me a bridge between england and the united states"
"bloody hell" said the genie "you realise how much work that is? ill be there months working on it, then theres the concrete and the steel to source!! isnt there anything else you might want????"
"well" said the man "explain to me in detail the workings of the female mind!"
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"right, so was that just the two lanes or did you want more than that?"

the moral is - women are a f**king minefield, one minute their happy, the next their kicking you out the door....
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