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Originally Posted by Ranman
The first time for me was the best and most regretable
One of my older sisters friends slept over and decided to make a man out of me
It took all but 10 seconds and I was ready to blow
she wouldnt let me unload inside of her
so I spurted like a lawn sprinkler
It was a mess, she was screaming whats wrong with me
with droplets of gue all over her
I was spurting longer than the actual sex
thank god Ive gotten better(well a little better atleast) 
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rofl.
not only did you pull a two pump chump, but you blew it quite literally.