Not only can you get 'em used, you can put them on your wedding registry!"
"What patterns did y'all register for?"
"Ultra Thin with Spermacide for our everyday pattern and ribbed for special occasions."
"Purgatory's kind of like the in-betweeny one. You weren't really shit, but you weren't all that great either. Like Tottenham."
I'll try being nicer...if you'll try being smarter.