Since I find boyshorts (I hope that's what they are called) much sexier, I'd have to say Jacoby's wet t-shirt. Good Lord this sounds queer. What Jacoby said. Preferably with a bra underneath. Not a big fan of tattoos.
"Purgatory's kind of like the in-betweeny one. You weren't really shit, but you weren't all that great either. Like Tottenham."
I'll try being nicer...if you'll try being smarter.