*coughs* PM's. Use them. Don't turn every thread into a personal fight with vague sneers that make the rest of us wonder, and at least one of you pissed off. Thanks.
As for me, I'd have to disagree with Bono. I still haven't found what I'm looking for? I have, mate

Funny is good, as is intelligence. Can't say I have a list of preferences though... It doesn't work that way in my opinion. For one, what you think is funny may seem utterly pathetic to me.